Shopping In The 21st Century... Introducing the Educated Consumer

Before I came online, I had a dream of a great widegoing off. He indicated that it was not uncommon, and
world were Ithat he was
could learn about all of the things that ever struck mynot the least concerned. So, I stopped being
fancy.When I came online, I found just such a world,concerned myself, so
and then so muchlong as I did not see any other reason to be
more.One of my favorite all-around learning sites is:concerned.So, the young man took to talking me into
Just pick a topic, and chanceshaving our caricature
are that they will teach you all that you would everdone. I really had no interest in such a thing, but I did
want to knowhave
on that topic.Being a science and an astronomy buff, Isome time to kill. I was actually a hard sell, but he
thought seriously aboutstuck to
buying a telescope this Christmas "for my kids" ;-) andit. He finally offered me a deal to sit, since his
toprospects were
introduce them to the stars while they were still young.pretty slim at that moment. After all, there was my
I havewife and I,
been long in thought on this subject.So, a fewand the other two-dozen people stuck at the 110th
weekends back, I went to the HowStuffWorks site tofloor in a mild
learn about telescopes so that I would know whatstate of concern. And, there were not any new
kind ofpeople coming
telescope I should buy.upstairs of any kind, since the elevators seemed to
learned enough about telescopes to know that Inot be
should not makerunning at all.So, we took a sit and had our own
a purchasing decision in a day. I learned that to get thecaricature done on our
honeymoon trip. I think he nailed me perfectly. And, I
telescope I really wanted, I might really need to openthought he
my walletmissed my wife by a mile, but please don't tell her I
real wide.What is the chance that I could have gonesaid so.
to a store to learnShe liked it, which is what is really important.For those
what I needed to learn to make a good buyingin the learning mood, the first written history of
decision on"caricature" was made available in a series of articles
telescopes? Zip. Zero. Nada.The really good news isthat ran
that I can continue to go to see thefrom February to December of 1875 in Harper's
awesome pictures from the Hubble Telescope at theMonthly magazine.
NASA website:Archived copies of those articles can be read online
the kids did not get a telescope this year. Maybe theyhere:
will. The
get one next year.All is good though. They got reallyauthor of this series was James Parton. He was
sweet gifts anyway.known in his day
Check out theas one of the pioneers of political caricature, and he
Cadillac Escalade.Now, it is time to find something forwas a
my wife.And then, I begin the long and frustratingrespected scholar in this field.In the first article, the
search. What do youauthor points out that a lot of early
get a woman who has everything she wants?I know...graffiti was a form of caricature. In specific, he pointed
There is no such thing as "a woman who hasto an
everythingexample of ancient graffiti found in the excavated
she wants." ;-) So, what do you buy a woman whoruins of
won't tell youPompeii, Italy, which was destroyed by Mount
what she wants?After a search for ideas late intoVesuvius in A.D. 79.It was only in the past century that
the night one evening, Ipeople began to commission
leaned back in my chair and it hit me. Hanging on thecaricatures of friends and family as gifts and to locate
wall above
my desk is a caricature that we had made for uscaricature artists at many tourist destinations. The
when we were oninternet has
our honeymoon. She loves that thing and shows it offallowed the Average Joe to locate a caricature artist
anytimewithout
someone new comes to visit.My big head in thathaving to travel to the artist.After shopping around, I
caricature almost seems to be an accuratedecided on
representation of my personality. ;-)Of course, theLet me tell you why.I chose Give A Special Gift,
internet offers me a possibility of getting abecause I found that they were not
caricature done on the sly, so that my wife'sthoroughly stuck on the big head caricature. While I
Christmas presentmight have a
can still be a surprise to her.I can send familybig head about myself, I don't necessarily like the
photographs to the caricature artist, and we dogrossly
not have to sit for a lengthy amount of time while anexaggerated "big head" that most caricature artists
artisttake to the
works his magic.And in not having to sit while the artistcanvas. Of course, the nature of the caricature is to
works, we can avoid theexaggerate
stress that both my wife and I experienced our firstthe obvious, but that is not always what the client
time around.I did mention that our first caricature waswants.I wanted to do a more realistic, family portrait
done while we were onstyle caricature
our honeymoon. We took our honeymoon in Laswith my wife, my kids and myself in the artwork. My
Vegas, and we stayedkids take
at the Stratosphere Hotel for seven days. It was onsolo pictures beautifully, but they can never sync for a
our firstfamily
trip to the top of the Stratosphere, and while wephoto. So, to the artist, I sent a digital family photo and
were 110solo
stories up, the fire alarms in the tower went off!Afterdigital photographs of my children.I have found the
having spent 30 minutes waiting in vain for an elevatorperfect gift for "the woman who has everything
toshe wants." This year for Christmas, she will have a
the ground floor, we decided to make the best of ourcaricature
time onof her family, using the best shots from all of us. And
high. Of course, we could have taken to the staircase,best of
but thatall, she will be able to hang her gift upon the wall and
was a 110-flight escape route! And, we did not evencherish
know if thereit for the rest of her life. Now THAT is a Christmas
was really a fire or whether some jerk thought hegift worth
was being funnygiving.Merry Christmas everyone!Copyright Bill Platt -
and set the thing off for kicks.We took a walk around,All Rights Reserved. Reprints allowed with article and
and then I spotted the caricature artist.resource box unedited. If you post this article on a
I approached him to ask if we should be worriedwebsite, you must set the links up as hyperlinks.
about the alarm