| I am sure that you have heard that bass fishing is a | | | | in the middle of one of these fish. |
| passion for many people; it's such a laid back, lazy | | | | Next comes the tiny bathroom stuffed with a million |
| way to spend some time near the water. But have | | | | different examples of this fish. The towels, wash rags, |
| you heard about the bass fishing maniacs out there, | | | | rug, shower curtain, toilet paper holder, soap dish, tooth |
| the one's that live and breathe bass fishing and all it | | | | brush, pictures, wall paper and the door knob all bass. I |
| entails? I know one such maniac personally. | | | | get disoriented whenever I am in there it is so |
| When I say maniac I mean it encompasses every part | | | | overwhelming. |
| of his life, let's start with his clothes. All of his tee shirts | | | | The living room is not left out of this monument; no it is |
| and dress shirts have something related to bass fishing | | | | more like the focal point of the whole house. The |
| on them, every single one. He recently came to a | | | | television is mounted above the mantel and is behind a |
| wedding of a mutual friend and his dress shirt, tie and | | | | wooden structure he had built that looks like a huge big |
| hat all were covered on bass fishing pictures and | | | | mouth bass with its mouth open and the screen is set |
| quotes. | | | | inside the mouth. Then as I am sure you can guess the |
| His car and truck both look like bait shops on wheels. | | | | curtains, rugs, pillows, lamps, knick-knacks, pictures, |
| There are fishing lures, jigs and rubber worms hanging | | | | magazines, tables and chairs are all of bass. The |
| everywhere along with rods and reels, fishing nets, | | | | couch is covered with a fish pictured throw and he |
| hats and anything else you could find in a bait shop. | | | | even has a fish phone. He does however have one |
| The seats are cover with bass fishing seat covers | | | | piece of furniture that I do really like. It is his coffee |
| and the floors are adorned with bass fishing floor | | | | table, it is made of oak and glass, the top and sides |
| mats. Lets not forget the collection of bass fishing | | | | are all glass surrounded by oak. Inside the glass |
| bumper stickers that cover the bumpers and back | | | | enclosure is a underwater scene of the bass fish |
| windows. | | | | environment, it is very beautiful. |
| His house is a monument to the sport. I will start with | | | | Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately I cannot describe |
| his kitchen; he has bass dishes, cups, glasses and | | | | his bedroom, I have yet to take a look in there but I am |
| utensils, pots and pans. Bass curtains, dishtowels and | | | | told it is much more of the same. I am told he is getting |
| dish clothes. The kitchen table is in the shape of a | | | | married in 4 months and I just cannot wait to meet the |
| huge big mouth bass mouth and the chairs in the | | | | lucky girl. Maybe she shares the same "passion" for |
| shape of the body of the fish, very strange looking. | | | | the sport. I have already begun my search for the |
| The light fixture is and outlet covers are replicas of the | | | | perfect bass fishing maniacs wedding gift. |
| fish and the floor has some kind of a huge sticker right | | | | |