Bass Fishing Maniacs

I am sure that you have heard that bass fishing is ain the middle of one of these fish.
passion for many people; it's such a laid back, lazyNext comes the tiny bathroom stuffed with a million
way to spend some time near the water. But havedifferent examples of this fish. The towels, wash rags,
you heard about the bass fishing maniacs out there,rug, shower curtain, toilet paper holder, soap dish, tooth
the one's that live and breathe bass fishing and all itbrush, pictures, wall paper and the door knob all bass. I
entails? I know one such maniac personally.get disoriented whenever I am in there it is so
When I say maniac I mean it encompasses every partoverwhelming.
of his life, let's start with his clothes. All of his tee shirtsThe living room is not left out of this monument; no it is
and dress shirts have something related to bass fishingmore like the focal point of the whole house. The
on them, every single one. He recently came to atelevision is mounted above the mantel and is behind a
wedding of a mutual friend and his dress shirt, tie andwooden structure he had built that looks like a huge big
hat all were covered on bass fishing pictures andmouth bass with its mouth open and the screen is set
quotes.inside the mouth. Then as I am sure you can guess the
His car and truck both look like bait shops on wheels.curtains, rugs, pillows, lamps, knick-knacks, pictures,
There are fishing lures, jigs and rubber worms hangingmagazines, tables and chairs are all of bass. The
everywhere along with rods and reels, fishing nets,couch is covered with a fish pictured throw and he
hats and anything else you could find in a bait shop.even has a fish phone. He does however have one
The seats are cover with bass fishing seat coverspiece of furniture that I do really like. It is his coffee
and the floors are adorned with bass fishing floortable, it is made of oak and glass, the top and sides
mats. Lets not forget the collection of bass fishingare all glass surrounded by oak. Inside the glass
bumper stickers that cover the bumpers and backenclosure is a underwater scene of the bass fish
windows.environment, it is very beautiful.
His house is a monument to the sport. I will start withUnfortunately, or maybe fortunately I cannot describe
his kitchen; he has bass dishes, cups, glasses andhis bedroom, I have yet to take a look in there but I am
utensils, pots and pans. Bass curtains, dishtowels andtold it is much more of the same. I am told he is getting
dish clothes. The kitchen table is in the shape of amarried in 4 months and I just cannot wait to meet the
huge big mouth bass mouth and the chairs in thelucky girl. Maybe she shares the same "passion" for
shape of the body of the fish, very strange looking.the sport. I have already begun my search for the
The light fixture is and outlet covers are replicas of theperfect bass fishing maniacs wedding gift.
fish and the floor has some kind of a huge sticker right